No air, no water, no tender loving care—heck, not even a sprinkle of dirt needed to keep this little beauty thriving. Isn’t that just the dream plant? Seriously, if you’ve ever struggled to keep a cactus alive (no judgment here), this project is for you.
I stumbled across this adorable and totally free crochet pattern on the [insert blog or website name here], and I just knew I had to share it. Whether you’re a crochet newbie or a seasoned yarn wizard, this zero-maintenance plant is fun to make and even more fun to show off. Perfect for desks, windowsills, or gifting to that one friend who just can’t keep anything green alive.

Not too long ago I did a test knit for another designer that was for a cabled cardigan. It’s really cozy and nice but it just about broke me in a ton of different ways. I couldn’t get gauge, which I suppose is my own problem, but mainly I was somehow both bored and forced to pay attention at the same time.