The Blanket You’ll Want to Live Under All Season

There’s an article from the Onion I see every year that’s headlined “Girlfriend to Stay Underneath Blanket for Next Five Months.”

I remember it, because it is me.

I put the extra blanket (that only goes on my side of the bed) down last week, and it will probably stay there through March.

I don’t use a knit blanket on my bed, because it seems like too much of a hassle to wash regularly, but if I did, it would probably be a version of this chunky cable knit blanket form Handy Little Me.

Doesn’t it look super cozy? In fact, it is super cozy because it’s worked in an alpaca, wool and acrylic blend with two strands held together for extra warmth and squish factor. And even though it’s a big project, it’s worked on size 50 US knitting needles so you’ll be under this blanket in no time.

You can grab the free pattern on her website.

[Photo: Handy Little Me.]

Lots of craft designers are understandably frustrated about the proliferation of AI “designed” patterns and photos of projects that have no basis in reality. People who don’t know how to tell if a project is AI are often also frustrated when they see a picture for something but there’s no pattern because it’s not real, or they buy a pattern that doesn’t actually explain how to make the thing or ends up looking totally different from the picture.

Some designers have taken it upon themselves to try to make some of those AI patterns that we see online, often with hilarious results.

Katherine Foster was inspired by a famous AI elephant to make what she calls “AIlephant,” which is now a free knitting pattern on Ravelry.

Her prototype uses worsted weight yarn, but you can use whatever yarn you like to make different sizes of elephants.

The elephant features a cable running down the trunk and a different cable pattern on the back. It’s worked in pieces that are joined and stuffed as you go. It uses German short row shaping on the body and includes written instructions as well as a chart for the cable patterns.

Reading through the pattern, it sounds a little fiddly, which makes sense because it was designed to look like a pattern that isn’t real. But it’s doable, as evidenced by the handful of projects you can find on Ravelry. The ears on her version aren’t quite as big and round or maybe don’t sit in quite the same place as the AI version (which if you haven’t seen it there’s a photo of that on the projects page, too). But it’s a pretty honest replica of a dishonest photo, and a really cute elephant in its own right.

If you make this one I would love to hear about it!

You can grab the free pattern on Ravelry.

[Photo: Katherine Foster]

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