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Somewhat Gross Knitting News (You’ve Been Warned)

August 7, 2015 by Sarah White

gelatin yarn gloveSometimes knitting news is rather, shall we say, offbeat, and goes into territories that might be considered disgusting. If you’re not interested in these sorts of new items, please disregard this post. Otherwise, read on for some strange knitting news that has hit my screen lately.

We’ll start with the less-icky one, but my first response to this one was “eww, gross,” just the same. A professor in Switzerland and his team at the Functional Materials Laboratory at ETH Zürich has created a soft, wool-like yarn out of gelatin, which comes from the leftover collagen in bones, tendons and ligaments of cows, sheep and pigs. This is stuff that isn’t really used, so it’s considered a green alternative. But the material must be heated and extruded to make it into fiber, which is an energy-intensive process.

So far they’ve knit a mitten with the fiber and are testing the material for softness, heat retention and durability before working with it on a larger scale. But one kilogram of gelatin can be converted into one kilogram of fiber, so it sounds like a good deal for the planet if people can get over the ick factor.

Speaking of the ick factor, a friend posted a rather old link in a group I belong to about an Australian artist who knit with wool that was inserted in her vagina. I thought I could ignore this one as old news, but then a new story about the artist, Casey Jenkins, showed up in my news feed.

Her video about the knitting project has been viewed more than six million times in the interim, and as you might imagine has attracted thousands of comments. Most, as you might imagine, are of the eww, WTF and ick variety. Now she’s decided to use some of those comments in a new knitting project, worked up in yarn that’s been in her body during her period.

“Going through that internet wormhole was such an experience I wanted to make comment on it,” she told the Sydney Morning Herald.

Though I would love to know what you think about these stories, I hope we can keep it kind, too.

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Comments

  1. meg says

    August 7, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    I’m just curious as to what she was knitting. It looks like a really really long scarf. I hope she washes it before she wears it. 😉

  2. Lindsay says

    August 7, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    I suppose yarn from her vagina is better than yarn from the orifice next door.

  3. Judy Mills says

    August 10, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    Just – why??????

  4. Brandy says

    August 10, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    No.

  5. Teresa w. says

    August 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Yea I don’t quite understand, I don’t even get how one gets to ‘ hmm I want to knit but first it has to be in here’ truly icky.
    Although I will say I don’t find the gelatin idea at all icky, or at least no more so than silk after all that came from a silk worms behind. But then again I enjoy jello knowing since I was a kid that it wasn’t just some”magic” powder but came from cows knuckles Ect.

  6. Megan says

    August 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    Amen! Why?? And how do you come up with an idea like that?? I’m all for going green, but there needs to be a limit on how far someone should go.

  7. Jeanne says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    I’m all for attempting to create fiber from alternate and sometimes waste sources. I’m not, however, in favor of creating knitwear from fiber steeped in bodily fluids.

  8. Lora bee says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:07 am

    For obvious health reasons this project of vagina knitting should be outlawed. Where has common sense gone ?

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Pencil Knitting Patterns

Getting ready for back to school makes me think about pencil crafts, so let’s take a look at some pencil themed knitting patterns! 

I recently made a pencil on a circular knitting machine, and it was a fun, quick, easy project that uses little bits of leftover yarn (and if you don’t have yellow you can make it a colored pencil using whatever color’s your favorite). And if you want to make a bigger version check out this pattern from Orange Olive Road on Etsy.

If you want to knit a pencil pillow by hand, check out Sketchy, available on Ravelry from Shana S. Cohen. This one uses worsted weight yarn and has two size options and the choice to make a pencil with an eraser or a colored pencil. 

Pencil scarves seem to be the most popular kind of pencil knitting pattern, and there are lot of cute ones. This one from Cosy Craft UK mostly uses garter stitch, with some welts to add texture and what looks like an I-cord edging. It calls for DK weight yarn. 

If you want to go all garter stitch try this version from Emsley Co Creations, which uses five colors of DK weight yarn and just a little shaping to make the point of the pencil.

There’s also this fun, mostly stockinette so it looks like it curls a bit, pencil pattern that looks like it’s worked in chunky yarn from Little Knits Studio. This one uses just a little garter stitch and easy shaping for the point. 

If you don’t want a pencil scarf, how about some pencil socks? The No. 2 Pencil Socks from The Yarn Enabler are available from Ravelry and use five colors of sock yarn. They feature wide ribs to mimic the texture of a pencil and have options to be worked from the top down or the toe up. 

Needs Sharpening by Alexander Walker is a free pattern on Ravelry that uses five colors of sock yarn to make a sort of shortie sock. The little bit of black at the tips of the toes inspired the name. These, too, can be worked in either direction and are available in three sizes. 

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