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Somewhat Gross Knitting News (You’ve Been Warned)

August 7, 2015 by Sarah White

gelatin yarn gloveSometimes knitting news is rather, shall we say, offbeat, and goes into territories that might be considered disgusting. If you’re not interested in these sorts of new items, please disregard this post. Otherwise, read on for some strange knitting news that has hit my screen lately.

We’ll start with the less-icky one, but my first response to this one was “eww, gross,” just the same. A professor in Switzerland and his team at the Functional Materials Laboratory at ETH Zürich has created a soft, wool-like yarn out of gelatin, which comes from the leftover collagen in bones, tendons and ligaments of cows, sheep and pigs. This is stuff that isn’t really used, so it’s considered a green alternative. But the material must be heated and extruded to make it into fiber, which is an energy-intensive process.

So far they’ve knit a mitten with the fiber and are testing the material for softness, heat retention and durability before working with it on a larger scale. But one kilogram of gelatin can be converted into one kilogram of fiber, so it sounds like a good deal for the planet if people can get over the ick factor.

Speaking of the ick factor, a friend posted a rather old link in a group I belong to about an Australian artist who knit with wool that was inserted in her vagina. I thought I could ignore this one as old news, but then a new story about the artist, Casey Jenkins, showed up in my news feed.

Her video about the knitting project has been viewed more than six million times in the interim, and as you might imagine has attracted thousands of comments. Most, as you might imagine, are of the eww, WTF and ick variety. Now she’s decided to use some of those comments in a new knitting project, worked up in yarn that’s been in her body during her period.

“Going through that internet wormhole was such an experience I wanted to make comment on it,” she told the Sydney Morning Herald.

Though I would love to know what you think about these stories, I hope we can keep it kind, too.

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Comments

  1. meg says

    August 7, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    I’m just curious as to what she was knitting. It looks like a really really long scarf. I hope she washes it before she wears it. 😉

  2. Lindsay says

    August 7, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    I suppose yarn from her vagina is better than yarn from the orifice next door.

  3. Judy Mills says

    August 10, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    Just – why??????

  4. Brandy says

    August 10, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    No.

  5. Teresa w. says

    August 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Yea I don’t quite understand, I don’t even get how one gets to ‘ hmm I want to knit but first it has to be in here’ truly icky.
    Although I will say I don’t find the gelatin idea at all icky, or at least no more so than silk after all that came from a silk worms behind. But then again I enjoy jello knowing since I was a kid that it wasn’t just some”magic” powder but came from cows knuckles Ect.

  6. Megan says

    August 11, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    Amen! Why?? And how do you come up with an idea like that?? I’m all for going green, but there needs to be a limit on how far someone should go.

  7. Jeanne says

    August 11, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    I’m all for attempting to create fiber from alternate and sometimes waste sources. I’m not, however, in favor of creating knitwear from fiber steeped in bodily fluids.

  8. Lora bee says

    August 17, 2015 at 11:07 am

    For obvious health reasons this project of vagina knitting should be outlawed. Where has common sense gone ?

Have you read?

Vintage Bed Socks Knitting Pattern – A Cozy Little Gift Project With Old-Fashioned Charm

There is something wonderfully nostalgic about a pair of handmade bed socks, isn’t there? They are practical, pretty, and just the sort of project that feels like it belongs beside a cup of tea, a good film, and a basket of wool that is pretending not to be overflowing.

This vintage Bed Socks knitting pattern is one of those sweet little patterns that still feels useful today. Originally from the Jaeger Hand-Knit Series No. 44, the design features a simple garter-stitch foot, a ribbed cuff, eyelet holes, a crochet chain tie, and little tassel-style pom-poms at the front. The original pattern even describes them as “a very acceptable present,” and honestly, I don’t think much has changed there.

These would make a lovely handmade gift for someone who is always cold, someone recovering or resting, or anyone who appreciates a bit of old-fashioned comfort. They would also be beautiful as a Mother’s Day gift, a winter birthday present, a Christmas stocking filler, or a “just because you deserve cozy feet” project.

The pattern itself is delightfully simple in construction. The socks are knitted flat, beginning at the lower edge, with the foot worked in garter stitch before moving into the ribbed upper section. The decorative eyelet row allows for a crochet chain cord to be threaded through, and the finishing tassels give the socks that charming vintage look. The top edge is finished with a row of double crochet, which adds a neat handmade touch.

The original measurements list the socks as approximately 10½ inches from the top to the lower edge of the heel, with a 9¾ inch foot length, and the pattern notes that the size can be adapted. As with many vintage knitting patterns, modern knitters will want to check gauge carefully and choose a soft yarn that feels comfortable against the skin. A cozy wool blend, soft acrylic, or washable yarn would all work depending on whether you are making these for everyday use or as a special gift.

I especially love that this pattern has that “giftable” quality without being a massive project. It is small enough to feel achievable, but still special enough that the finished pair looks thoughtful. And let’s be honest, handmade socks with pom-poms are always going to beat a last-minute candle from the supermarket.

The PDF version has been cleaned up and formatted for easier reading while keeping the original vintage design intact. It also includes a modern pink mockup image and the original vintage scan, so you get both the historical charm and a fresh idea of how the finished socks could look today.

If you enjoy vintage knitting patterns, cozy handmade gifts, or quick projects that feel useful rather than just decorative, this sweet little bed socks pattern is a lovely one to add to your collection.

You can find the Vintage Bed Socks Knitting Pattern PDF in the CraftGossip Etsy store.

For supplies, this is also a nice stash-friendly project. A soft yarn from Mary Maxim or Amazon would work well, and if you make pom-poms regularly, a small pom-pom maker is one of those inexpensive tools that saves a surprising amount of fiddling.

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